Create Your Own Caption: Nifty Gifty U.S. Military Crosses

Nifty-Gifty Military Crosses
Nifty-Gifty Military Crosses

The irony here is strong.  In order to explore the depths of meaning behind these souvenirs recently discovered at a shop in Gorman, California, we’re having a caption contest.  Create a caption for this picture and leave it in the comments.  Good luck and in hoc signo vinces!

UPDATE/DISCLAIMERThere is no disrespect intended by this post, or the subsequent comments, toward the members of our military.  One must realize, however, how crazy the idea of a cross imprinted with the seal of the United States military is.

Allen Marshall O'Brien

Allen Marshall O’Brien is the pastor of a UCC church in Northern California and co-host of the Irenicast. He believes in the importance of education, peace, and ecology, throws things to his border collie Sonata, and writes for multiple platforms.

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  • Connie

    The message of the cross….. if you don’t get it, even our military can’t help you!

  • Dr. Towel

    “Our condolences for your loss.” Said the Military Officer. “Here’s a neat little cross though!” 🙂 <- Too harsh?

    • Not as harsh as the fact that this actually happens…

  • Bekah

    “Salvation: brought to you by our Military and Jesus!”

  • “We Know Justice.”