The irony here is strong. In order to explore the depths of meaning behind these souvenirs recently discovered at a shop in Gorman, California, we’re having a caption contest. Create a caption for this picture and leave it in the comments. Good luck and in hoc signo vinces!
UPDATE/DISCLAIMER: There is no disrespect intended by this post, or the subsequent comments, toward the members of our military. One must realize, however, how crazy the idea of a cross imprinted with the seal of the United States military is.