Repost this or Burn in Hell

Thank God you found this article.  Whoever you are, I love you deeply and care for the destination of your soul.  That’s why I’m glad that you’ve stumbled across my blog and have heard TRUTH.  You now have the awesome opportunity of sharing this article with all of your friends and family so that other people can hear the TRUTH.

It’s an awesome opportunity, and if you don’t take this chance to share, you can spend eternity rethinking that decision forever in the fiery abyss, separated from all the distractions and peer-pressures that prevented you from sharing it in the first place.

Christian views on Hell

Or you can repost this article and find the favor of God.

Along with a link to the article, you are encouraged to include one of the following time-tested exhortations in your Facebook Status, Tweet, Stumble, and/or Email:

Sadly, 95% of Facebook users will not repost this.  When Jesus died on the cross, He was thinking of you.  If you are the 3% who cares,  repost and like this. Repost if you love God.  He already saw you read it

If you believe in God, repost this! Please don’t ignore, you are being tested. For it says in the Bible “Deny me in front of everyone, and I will deny you in front of my Father” 97% WONT POST…. Will you? O.o

Like and repost if you love God.  Keep scrolling if you love the Devil.”

Now, there is another way to respond, but please understand that it’s super risky.  If you love God, care about other people, and have come across this article, you could use your critical thinking skills and realize that shame-inducing demands and manipulative rhetoric rarely lead any human being into a healthy relationship with God or other people, then exercise your humanity by not reposting.

BUT BE SAFE. Care, share, and meet me in the air by witnessing to my own God’s awesomeness… repost this.

In case you were wondering.
In case you were wondering.

Allen Marshall O'Brien

Allen Marshall O’Brien is the pastor of a UCC church in Northern California and co-host of the Irenicast. He believes in the importance of education, peace, and ecology, throws things to his border collie Sonata, and writes for multiple platforms.

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6 thoughts on “Repost this or Burn in Hell

  1. Love it!! I see that crap on facebook when I am so bored that I have exhausted all other forms of entertainment (watching my dog sleep, chipping residual nail polish off of my nails) I always comment that Jesus’ Dad won’t let him have a computer or a facebook account.

  2. Just wondering….did you go to Catholic school too? We were always being threatened with hell and damnation.
    One time, my mom accidentally put a meatloaf sandwich in my lunch bag on a Friday. At the time, anyone who ate meat on a Friday was supposedly going to hell. That was the rule. Yep.
    Before I could take one bite of that wonderful meatloaf sandwich, the nun swooped in, grabbed my sandwich, and tossed it in the trash.
    She said that I should thank her for saving my immortal soul.
    Sigh. I was hungry. I just wanted my sandwich back.

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