Updated on April 1, 2015
Repost this or Burn in Hell
Thank God you found this article. Whoever you are, I love you deeply and care for the destination of your soul. That’s why I’m glad that you’ve stumbled across my blog and have heard TRUTH. You now have the awesome opportunity of sharing this article with all of your friends and family so that other people can hear the TRUTH.
It’s an awesome opportunity, and if you don’t take this chance to share, you can spend eternity rethinking that decision forever in the fiery abyss, separated from all the distractions and peer-pressures that prevented you from sharing it in the first place.
Or you can repost this article and find the favor of God.
Along with a link to the article, you are encouraged to include one of the following time-tested exhortations in your Facebook Status, Tweet, Stumble, and/or Email:
“Sadly, 95% of Facebook users will not repost this. When Jesus died on the cross, He was thinking of you. If you are the 3% who cares, repost and like this. Repost if you love God. He already saw you read it“
“If you believe in God, repost this! Please don’t ignore, you are being tested. For it says in the Bible “Deny me in front of everyone, and I will deny you in front of my Father” 97% WONT POST…. Will you? O.o“
“Like and repost if you love God. Keep scrolling if you love the Devil.”
Now, there is another way to respond, but please understand that it’s super risky. If you love God, care about other people, and have come across this article, you could use your critical thinking skills and realize that shame-inducing demands and manipulative rhetoric rarely lead any human being into a healthy relationship with God or other people, then exercise your humanity by not reposting.
BUT BE SAFE. Care, share, and meet me in the air by witnessing to
my own God’s awesomeness… repost this.