Updated on April 1, 2015
How to Become a Popular Christian Blogger
by a less-than-popular Christian Blogger
1. Upload a picture of yourself drinking a cup of coffee.
2. Watch Stephen Colbert.
3. Make some sort of reference to Rachel Held Evans.
4. Talk about your past (naive) connections with cheesy Christian culture.
5. Come up with witty criticisms of cheesy Christian culture.
6. Occasionally offer an all-out-lament of cheesy Christian culture.
7. Make the jump from a semi-anonymous persona (which you probably kept up because you didn’t want to offend anyone you knew personally) to displaying your name and face unapologetically.
8. Talk about women.
9. Talk about Mark Driscoll.
10. Talk about women and Mark Driscoll.
11. Hint at, or make an entire blog based upon, the church’s complicated relationship with patriotism.
12. Speak authoritatively about the blogging process.
13. Make lists.
14. Make lists where you speak authoritatively about the blogging process.