In response to the verification of the ancient papyrus popularly dubbed
, the Lord himself issued a statement denying that he ever married: Gospel of Jesus’ Wife
“I know that Dan Brown and a fourth century scribe have suggested that I tied the knot during my life on earth, but I want to say very clearly that the only knots I tied were in the stomachs of the religious establishment – no marriage for me.”
Read more “Jesus Denies Having Wife, Says Foreknowledge of Followers’ Sexual Repression Assured His Perpetual Bachelorhood”
A philosophy professor lifts up a piece of chalk, eyes his students, then dares God to prevent it from breaking. The class watches as he opens his hand and the chalk breaks on the ground, falsifying the God-hypothesis.
An elementary school teacher tells her students that she’s never seen God and explains that, scientifically speaking, God doesn’t exist.
Somewhere a college student stands up to challenge the professor’s smug atheism
Read more “90’s Chain-Email-Turned-Movie Convinces Atheists They Are “Just Angry At God””
First he published the book that inspired Christian sex everywhere, now Mark Dirscoll’s methods are inspiring what some have called “a golden age for Christian publishing… and for the Gospel.”
It turns out that
Read more “Mark Driscoll’s Publishing Tactics Trigger A Golden Age For Christian Publishing”
The story has all the elements of a Dan Brown novel: secret meetings, falsified information, and a magisterial cover-up sure to shock faithful people around the globe.
It all started when Nathan Paduka, a mid-level Vatican Aide II, questioned the installment of Jorge Mario Bergoglio as Pope Francis back in March 2013 and was met with a semi-official gag order.
“At first nobody listened to me when I tried to warn them that Cardinal Bergoglio wasn’t really qualified for the papacy,” Paduka said, “but they’re sure listening now.”
Read more “Vatican Discovers Pope Is Actually An “Everyday Variety Christian” Posing As Church Leader”
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Malala Yousafzai (United Nations)
I just can’t do it.
I was going to write this satirically, but I will not.
I won’t write it because Malala Yousafzai’s remarkable story is filled with strength, hope, and love… the very characteristics of the God that us Christians worship… and too many of my brothers and sisters come armed with Hebrews 11:6. Read more “Malala Yousafzai Is Great And All, But She Isn’t A Christian?”